1. The owner of a golf course
in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask
his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the
University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
2.
What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Bulldogs fan?
The bucket.
What's the first thing an U of Georgia girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
Walks home.
3. A County Sheriff is driving down a desolate highway, through the woods in Georgia
He sees a man, completely
naked, tied up to a pine tree - arms completely around it, bent down on
his knees, with his ass facing the road. The Sheriff pulls over -
removes a balled up sock out of the guy's mouth, and asks him what
happened.
The guy says, "I picked up a hitchhiker in town 20 miles back. Everything was fine, then all of a sudden, he pulled out a gun and told me to pull off the road. He made me take off all my clothes. Then he tied me to this tree, and he drove off with my car, my clothes, my iPhone, and my wallet. I've been here for two hours with my ass sticking out toward the road, and no one stopped to help me."
The Sheriff unzipped his pants, hummed the first few bars of the banjo part from Deliverance, and said to the guy, "Well, I guess this ain't your lucky day."
4. A Georgia grad was hunting in the woods. He came upon a
beautiful woman laying naked in the grass. “Are you game?” He
asked. The women said “yes”. So he shot her.
The guy says, "I picked up a hitchhiker in town 20 miles back. Everything was fine, then all of a sudden, he pulled out a gun and told me to pull off the road. He made me take off all my clothes. Then he tied me to this tree, and he drove off with my car, my clothes, my iPhone, and my wallet. I've been here for two hours with my ass sticking out toward the road, and no one stopped to help me."
The Sheriff unzipped his pants, hummed the first few bars of the banjo part from Deliverance, and said to the guy, "Well, I guess this ain't your lucky day."
4. A Georgia grad was hunting in the woods. He came upon a
beautiful woman laying naked in the grass. “Are you game?” He
asked. The women said “yes”. So he shot her.
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