what if there was no Facebook

- you would have forgotten your friends bday.
- no virtual love stories
- you wouldn't have met new friends
or relatives that you never met before

- you would have slept on time
- you would have studied properly
- you would haven't become a poser or a so called model
- you wouldn't have written long status just to say that you're sad
- you wouldnt have thought about sharing songs that you like
- you wouldn't have known what's a duck face, how to snap a picture in front of your mirror
- you wouldn't have waited for comments and likes
- most impprtantly u would be going to cinema to waste 120/- to know its a mokka movie. u know wich movie that is ;-)

What is INDIA? - Really Funny

A nation where PIZZA reaches home faster than AMBULANCE & POLICE.

Where U get CAR LOAN @ 8% but EDUCATION LOAN @ 12%.

Where 1 kg ONION is Rs.24 but SIM CARD is free vit 24 Rs talktime

Where people worship Goddess DURGA but want 2 kill their GIRL CHILD.

Olympic shooter wins GOLD, govt gives 3 crore.

Another shooter dies fighting with TERRORIST, GOVT pays only 1 lakh.
Really, incredible INDIA.

If u can't buy a train ticket u r in jail for 6 months
but for spectrum tragedy just resign his job!!!
JAI HIND.