Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
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Teacher: What will u do after growing up. .?
Student: Facebooking. .
T: No, I mean what will u become?
S: Admin of Facebook Pages. .
T: OMG ! I mean what will u achieve after u grow up. .?
S: Facebook Admin Rights. .
T: IDIOT! I mean what will u do 4 ur parents. .?
S: I will create a page 4 them, “I LOVE MOM & DAD”.
T: STUPID, What do ur parents want from u. .?
S: My Facebook Password. .
T: Oh God, What is the purpose of ur life. .?
S: Facebook, but never face ur book. .
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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L".
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
John : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Sarah : "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher: Tom! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?
Tom: Sir, I am bad at math too.
Teacher: Another example.
Student: Another frog.
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
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Teacher: What will u do after growing up. .?
Student: Facebooking. .
T: No, I mean what will u become?
S: Admin of Facebook Pages. .
T: OMG ! I mean what will u achieve after u grow up. .?
S: Facebook Admin Rights. .
T: IDIOT! I mean what will u do 4 ur parents. .?
S: I will create a page 4 them, “I LOVE MOM & DAD”.
T: STUPID, What do ur parents want from u. .?
S: My Facebook Password. .
T: Oh God, What is the purpose of ur life. .?
S: Facebook, but never face ur book. .
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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L".
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
John : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Sarah : "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher: Tom! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?
Tom: Sir, I am bad at math too.
Teacher: Another example.
Student: Another frog.
